Fine = This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes = If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing = This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead = This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh = This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay = This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks = A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Whatever = Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
Don’t worry about it, I got it = Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but she is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?”

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!

Let Them Know How You Feel!

When you or your partner come home from work greet your love like you haven’t seen them in years!

Make your partner feel good about themselves.

When she acts shy – Say I Love You.
When she runs from you – Chase her.
When she puts her face near yours – Kiss her.
When she kicks and punches you – Hold her tight.
When she is silent – She’s thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you – She wants all you attention.
When she pulls away – Grab her by the waist and never let go.
When you see her at her worst – Tell her she’s Beautiful.
When she screams at you – Tell you love her; But you have to mean it.
When you see her walking – Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist.
When she’s scared – Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she’s with you.
When she looks like something is the matter – Kiss her and tell her not to worry.
When she holds your hand – Play with her fingers.
When she says she’s cold – Move closer
When she walks away and looks in the distance – Walk up beside her and talk to her.
When she flirts with you – never turn her down or ignore her.
when its just you and her in the room – Ask her to stay a little longer.Girls -
You don’t really need any tips. Just be yourself and let the boy do the work for once!

De-Morgan’s Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever
loving,
Pythagoras

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He’s listening to you…

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he’s wrong

When a guy says, “I’m fine after a few
minutes
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy’s
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can’t live without you,
he’s with you till your done

When a guy says, “I miss you,”
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back but she is too
scared she’ll get hurt and knows
you’re gone forever!

when you catch a girl glancing at you,
she wants you to look back
and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm,
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind..

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply,,

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around

When a girl answers, “I’m fine,” after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can’t live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a girl says, “I miss you,”
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

16, Hydrogen Tetraborate,
Carboxyl Road,
Propane

Yours Chemically,
Methanoic Acid